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Monday, July 5, 2010

Really?

I was there.  All evening.  I didn't miss any part of it.  I didn't think.


Well, apparently I missed this.  Yes, folks, that is a blow torch.  Once again, I have stated that I am married to a farmer.  So it doesn't surprise me to find that we OWN a blow torch.  It DOES, however, surprise me to find that we were using it last night to light some of our fireworks.  I took this picture this morning.  That's when the discovery was made.

We had guests last night.  Guests who hadn't previously been around a lot of fireworks.  I am sure this impressed the you-know-what out of them.

Me:      Is that a blow torch on the back porch?
Mike:   Yes.
Me:      Why is it back there?
Mike:   Because we were using it last night to light those sparklers.

This is where I quit talking and start the inner conversation.  "Sparklers?  Are you kidding me?  Since when do sparklers have to be lit with a blow torch?  And where was I when all this was going on?"

Thankfully, no one was injured, burned, or otherwise maimed.  That I am aware of.  Of course, people don't always tell me these things.  I just learned this July 4th of a scar that sweet Lesley received LAST July 4th on her foot during some skateboarding accident.  Learning about it a YEAR after it occurred!  Another fine example of how Mom isn't always kept abreast of all details at all times.

Maybe it is for the best.  Maybe.

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